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#1: Alright, it's real simple, Paul here will ask you a yes or no question, and if you lie, a buzzer will sound and a light will go off.

Paul: Let's show him.

#1: Oh, no, that's alright.

Paul: Aw, come on, we'll test it.

#1: Alright...

*tapes pad to forehead* What?

Paul: K, let's think of a good one...

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Um, have you ever dreamed of kissing your brother?

#1: *pauses* No.

*buzzer sounds*

*all laugh*

#1: Alright, alright! Hey, it's called a dream!

Paul: Ok, alright, funs over, let's get to work here.

*reapplies pad* Relax. Have you ever drank alcholol to excess?

Int: Yes.

Paul: Have you ever taken an illegal drug?

Int: ...

Paul: It's ok, just tell the truth, that's the important thing.

Int: Yes.

Paul: Ok.

Marijuana?

Int: Yes.

Paul: Coccaine?

Int: Yes.

Int: Heroine?

Int: Yes.

#1: *disbelieving* You did heroine?

Int: Yes.

#3: Well, what about angel dust?

Int: Yes.

#3: Jeez...

#2: What about crack?

You ever smoke some crack?

Int: Yeah, yes.

#2: Dude, you're out there!

#3: Hey, what... what was it li

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